- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Where's my tractor?

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

You have friends

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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