Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I'm Coming

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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