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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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