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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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