Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Replacement Referees

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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