- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock knock Shut up

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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