- Anti Joke

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what is orange? an orange

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Do you like apples? Yes