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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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