Shea's sty....

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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