- Anti Joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.