- Anti Joke

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1