what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Anti Joke

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