Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

hey guys im gay

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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