Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Jack Stevens

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

women's rights

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

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