- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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