How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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The Joke Below

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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