- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

hi mom

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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