Justin Bieber.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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