I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Your sex life.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What? Huh?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

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