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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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