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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

a black guy walks into a black bar

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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