- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A man buys a prius

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

One day a man walked into a wall

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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