You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Girls soccer

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...