- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

knock knock

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Black People

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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