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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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