Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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