- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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