Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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