- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Good afternoon.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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