what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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