Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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miha kako si?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

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