Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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I once did something.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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