Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Flowers are colors Love me

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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