What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Blacks

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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