What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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