How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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You know what's funny? Rape

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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