A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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