- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

._____________________. Whale!

your life

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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