- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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