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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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