- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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