A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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hi mom

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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