- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

so...um, yeah

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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