What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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