Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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