An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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