A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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