- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

#Getweird

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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