Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

i keep getting thumbs down...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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