- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

whats my name? Matt

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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